Algerine Captain

Louis XIV., who had once bombarded Algiers, ordered the Marquess du Quesne to bombard it a second time, in order to punish the treachery and insolence of the Moors. The despair in...

Free Jokes Anecdotes War.
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Old Age Secured

As Sir Walter Scott was riding once with a friend in the neighbourhood of Abbotsford, he came to a field gate, which an Irish beggar who happened to be near hastened to open for hi...

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reasons, you would ascribe it to a better motive

Our father, anxious to assist his family, devoted the produce of a life of industry to the purchase of a vessel, for the purpose of trading to the coast of Barbary, but was unfortu...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Humanity.
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Gainsborough

A countryman was shown Gainsborough's celebrated picture of "The Pigs." "To be sure," said he, "they be deadly like pigs; but there is one fault; nobody ever saw three pigs feeding...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Artists.
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French Grenadier

During the assault of Thurot on the town of Carrickfergus in 1760, an incident took place, reflecting at once the highest lustre on the soldier concerned, and evincing the union of...

Free Jokes Anecdotes War.
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A Bold Trick

The following anecdote serves to exemplify how necessary it is upon any important occasion to scrutinise the accuracy of a statement before it is taken upon trust. A fellow was tri...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Laws And Lawyers.
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Good-natured Author

The late M. Segur, among other literary productions, supplied the French theatres with a number of pleasing trifles. If he was not always successful, he was at least always gay in...

Free Jokes Anecdotes The Drama--actors, Etc.
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in July, 1849

"The deceased was one of those devoted women who aided to relieve the horrible sufferings of Washington's army at Valley Forge--cooking and carrying provisions to them alone, throu...

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A Benevolent Judge

The celebrated Anthony Domat, author of a treatise on the civil laws, was promoted to the office of judge of the provincial court of Clermont, in the territory of Auvergne, in the...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Benevolence.
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elucidation of facts in court

During the assizes, in a case of assault and battery, where a stone had been thrown by the defendant, the following

Free Jokes Anecdotes Laws And Lawyers.
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A Ragged Regiment

In 1690, the French attacked and defeated the Prince of Waldeck at Fleurus. During this action, a lieutenant-colonel of a French regiment was on the point of charging. Not knowing...

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General St. Amour

This officer, who distinguished himself in the Imperial service, was the son of a poor Piedmontese peasant, but he never forgot his humble extraction. While the army was in Piedmon...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Affection.
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A Polite Mayor

At the time when Queen Elizabeth was making one of her progresses through the kingdom, a mayor of Coventry, attended by a large cavalcade, went out to meet her Majesty, and usher h...

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Carving

An accomplished gentleman, when carving a tough goose, had the misfortune to send it entirely out of the dish, and into the lap of the lady next to him; on which he very coolly loo...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Presence Of Mind.
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Provost Drummond

About the middle of last century, George Drummond was provost or chief magistrate of Edinburgh, and renowned for his humane disposition. He was one day coming into the town by the...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Humanity.
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doctor

"Of a pale blue! and this pale blue light was followed by a tall, meagre, stern figure, who appeared as an old man of seventy years of age, arrayed in a long light coloured rug gow...

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A Heavy Play

When Sir Charles Sedley's comedy of "Bellamira" was performed, the roof of the theatre fell down, by which, however, few people were hurt except the author. This occasioned Sir Fle...

Free Jokes Anecdotes The Drama--actors, Etc.
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Memory

A humorous comment on this system of artificial memory was made by a waiter at an hotel where Feinaigle dined, after having given his lecture on that subject. A few minutes after t...

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An Archbishop

Henry Wardlaw, Archbishop of St. Andrew's, at the beginning of the fifteenth century was a prelate of such unbounded liberality, that the masters of his household, apprehensive tha...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Hospitality.
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Hogarth

A nobleman, not remarkable for generosity, sent for Hogarth and desired that he would represent on one of the compartments of his staircase, Pharoah and his host drowned in the Red...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Artists.
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William III. and St. Evremond

William was so little of a man of letters, that on the celebrated French writer, St. Evremond, being presented to him at St. James's, his majesty had nothing more _apropos_ to say...

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An Appropriate Successor

Clerambault, who was deformed, was elected to succeed La Fontaine in the French Academy. On that occasion it was said that "La Fontaine was very properly succeeded by Esop."

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Another

The subject of this anecdote was a sister of General Isaac Worrell. She died two or three years since in Philadelphia. The following tribute to her patriotism and humanity, was pai...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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Horse Trials

In the art of cross-examining a witness, Curran was pre-eminent. A clever repartee is recorded of him in a horse cause. He had asked the jockey's servant his master's age, and the...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Laws And Lawyers.
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Estimate of Greatness

Pope was with Sir Godfrey Kneller one day, when his nephew, a Guinea trader, came in. "Nephew," said Sir Godfrey, "you have the honour of seeing the two greatest men in the world."...

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A French Mayor

A mayor of a small village in France, having occasion to give a passport to a distinguished personage in his neighbourhood who was blind of one eye, was in great embarrassment on c...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Presence Of Mind.
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Ingenious Contrivance

Many years ago, when stagecoaches were not unfrequently attacked by highwaymen, a party was once travelling on a lonely road, when one of the gentlemen mentioned to the company tha...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Robbers.
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Physicians in China

Caleb Colton, nephew of the late Sir George Staunton, gives in a recent publication the following anecdote:--"My late uncle, Sir G. Staunton, related to me a curious anecdote of ol...

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Knowledge

The famous Duval, librarian to the Emperor Francis the First, often used to reply to questions that were put to him, "I do not know." An ignoramus one day said to him, "But the emp...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Magnanimity.
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Chantrey's First Sculpture

Chantrey, when a boy, used to take milk to Sheffield on an ass. To those not used to seeing and observing such things, it may be necessary to state that the boys generally carry a...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Begging.
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